poopflow:

rosaparking:

cumsquats:

a chicken pooping out an egg filled with weed

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

tvspecial:

when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you

(via wanderinggay)

laugh-addict:

“They’re not for you!”

Yes. This.

(via oh-man-its-my-crappy-blog)