poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

(via myurlsmellsofgoldenmahogany)

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

poopflow:

rosaparking:

cumsquats:

a chicken pooping out an egg filled with weed

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via i-do-not-know-why-i)

tvspecial:

when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you

(via wanderinggay)